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"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. - Ogden Nash" -admin
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"Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Shit," cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."" -admin"What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common? Access time" -admin
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