My personal Coat-of-arms

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"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. - Ziggy" -admin

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"A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."" -admin

"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin

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