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"Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received. -Seneca" -admin

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"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin

"A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?'' Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample." The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear: ''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''" -admin

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