My personal Coat-of-arms

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"The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say. - Tom Stoppard" -admin

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"Two cab drivers were talking. "Jim," asked one, "how come one side of your cab is red and the other side is blue?" "Well," Morris, the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."" -admin

"One blonde asks another "Which is further, London or the Moon?". The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"" -admin

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