My personal Coat-of-arms

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""Trust yourself, then you will know how to live." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe" -admin

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"3 Words A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."" -admin

"Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Shit," cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."" -admin

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