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"Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at. - Carlos A. Urbizo" -admin
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"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin"Duane told his lawyer, "My neighbor won't pay me the $500 he owes me. What do I do?" "Do you have any proof that you loaned him the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," Duane replied. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "No, it was only $500," Duane insisted. "Precisely. That's what he'll say and then we'll have the proof we need to nail the bastard!"" -admin
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