My personal Coat-of-arms

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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope" -Admin

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"Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde #1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde #2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"" -admin

"What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common? Access time" -admin

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