Citation
"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood. - Logan Pearsall Smith" -admin
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Jokes
"Duane told his lawyer, "My neighbor won't pay me the $500 he owes me. What do I do?" "Do you have any proof that you loaned him the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," Duane replied. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "No, it was only $500," Duane insisted. "Precisely. That's what he'll say and then we'll have the proof we need to nail the bastard!"" -admin"A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"" -admin
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