Citation
"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -An English Professor, Ohio University" -admin
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Jokes
"Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!" -admin"After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, an unhappy husband finally confronted her. "Admit it, Linda," he said, "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million." "Don't be ridiculous!" she shot back. "I don't care who left it to you."" -admin
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