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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton" -admin

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"A famous lawyer found himself at the Pearly Gates, "St. Peter, this must be a mistake! I'm too young to die! I'm only 49!!" "That's odd," said St. Peter, "according to your billable hours, you're 114!"" -admin

"What is "pi"? Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Engineer: Pi is about 22/7. Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005 Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision. Nutritionist: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!" -admin

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