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"One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity. - Andrew Carnegie" -admin
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"Duane told his lawyer, "My neighbor won't pay me the $500 he owes me. What do I do?" "Do you have any proof that you loaned him the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," Duane replied. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "No, it was only $500," Duane insisted. "Precisely. That's what he'll say and then we'll have the proof we need to nail the bastard!"" -admin"What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common? Access time" -admin
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