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"Never confuse movement with action. -Ernest Hemingway" -admin

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"One blonde asks another "Which is further, London or the Moon?". The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"" -admin

"Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Shit," cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."" -admin

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