My personal Coat-of-arms

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". "Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad." - Christina Rossetti" -admin

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"A blonde girl enters a shop that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But madam, computers do not have curtains!" And the blonde said: "Hellllllooooooooooooooo, I've got windows!!!!!!!!!"" -admin

"Two cab drivers were talking. "Jim," asked one, "how come one side of your cab is red and the other side is blue?" "Well," Morris, the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."" -admin

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