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"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain" -admin
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"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin"Hearing Check *** Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%. A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased. The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. I've changed my will three times!"" -admin
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