Citation
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. - Arthur Brisbane" -admin
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"Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Shit," cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."" -admin"What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)" -admin
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